08 January 2010

What I've learned so far this year

  1. Do not try to hug a drunk pool player at midnight on New Years.
  2. Do not hurry down the stairs when your hands are full and the vacuum hose is in the way.
  3. Breakfast burritos are better with cheese, DUH!
  4. Corduroy pants keep your legs warmer in the winter.
  5. Having sex twice a week 'reduces chance of heart attack by half' - for MEN. Apparently, they "did not examine whether women benefit too." That's crap!
Happy 2010!
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4 comments:

  1. Samm10:20 PM

    Oh yeah! I also learned that when the sun is out in MN that does NOT mean it's warmer outside.... Brrrrrrrr!!!

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  2. Robert Johnson3:51 PM

    Oooh, oooh, tell us... What was the problem with hugging a drunk pool player at midnight on New Years?

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  3. williamfuentes.com11:31 PM

    thumbs up...

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  4. Unknown8:38 PM

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