What I've learned so far this year
- Do not try to hug a drunk pool player at midnight on New Years.
- Do not hurry down the stairs when your hands are full and the vacuum hose is in the way.
- Breakfast burritos are better with cheese, DUH!
- Corduroy pants keep your legs warmer in the winter.
- Having sex twice a week 'reduces chance of heart attack by half' - for MEN. Apparently, they "did not examine whether women benefit too." That's crap!
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Oh yeah! I also learned that when the sun is out in MN that does NOT mean it's warmer outside.... Brrrrrrrr!!!
Oooh, oooh, tell us... What was the problem with hugging a drunk pool player at midnight on New Years?
thumbs up...
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